BAFTA, Guinness World Record, Gumball 3000 - WHAT A WEEK!
Told so many people about this that I've gotta write it down. About time I started the old blog up again anyway...
Sunday 22/4/07 - our whole company went to the BAFTAs and WON ONE!! For "Best Sound in a Fiction/Entertainment program" for a program we did for the BBC called "Tsunami: The Aftermath". It was at The Dorchester on Park Lane, we were all penguin suited up, and it was really bling do and a wicked evening. Bit pissed off at falling asleep on the night bus home and waking up in Croydon mind you!
Monday 23/4/07 - there's a West End stage show on called 'Spamalot', based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The people running the play organised the "World Record Coconut Orchestra". 4300 of us played along to "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" in Trafalgar Square. Quite surreal and special. I'm now proud to say I'm a Guinness World Record Holder!
Tuesday 24/4/07 - Boring!
Wednesday 23/4/07 - Jen came round. Brought me a mankini. Damn I look so hot in that! And she signed the forms for my Canadian Passport Application.
Thursday 24/4/07 - Got a call from Mei-Ling Ryder, the Marketing Manager of the Extreme Sports Channel telling me I'd won a competition from their website for which the prize was a ride IN A FERRARI FOR THE UK STAGE OF THE GUMBALL 3000 RALLY ON SUNDAY!!!! YEEEE-HAAAAA!!! If you haven't heard of this, it's a 3000 mile rally round Europe, mostly entered by millionaire Playboys in supercars 'cos it costs about £40k to enter.
Randomly went and saw 'The Twang' and 'James' (remember them?!) that evening at Brixton Academy 'cos Alice had a spare ticket. Was surprised how good James were and how many of their songs I remember. OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO PRETTY- EEE-EEEEEE-EEEE! Catherine came round after.
Friday 25/4/07 - Few beers after work with the old Soho Studios crew, was supposed to be going out for Becky French's birthday but lightweighted it and was in bed by 1.
Saturday 26/4/07 - Went down to the Sofitel - my second five star hotel in a week! - to register for the Gumball. Met some of the people from the Extreme channel, drivers, and press and got given a load of freebies like clothes, trainers, sunglasses and other random tat. Saw some of the cars parked up outside. Very exciting!
Met up with Kate and went to the Natural History Museum to see the Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition which was, as always, wicked.
Popped round Tim, Dave and Sleepy's very briefly for a bit of bbq action.
Met Adinah - damn she's looking hot - and went to the Gumball launch party! Started off with the Extreme Channel lot in the Sports Cafe in Piccadilly, blagged some free champers and marveled at the tackiness of that bar. Then went on to The Trocadero where the main party was. It was really weird. It was in this massive space and full of blingers. Weird atmosphere and Fun Lovin' Criminals, who were supposed to play, never turned up. We caught the end of Hexstatic who everyone was ignoring and had to make do with Towers of London who I actually thought were pretty cool. Yeah they're try-hard punk cnuts but I like that!
The whole thing was so much fun though 'cos Adinah and I went on a rampage just bullshitting millionaires!! We were so full of shit, it was hilarious, and they were believing us!
At about 2am we blew that joint and got a rickshaw to Egg club. Adinah had a go at driving it, don't think there's much of a career in it for her though. Egg was messy. We got mashed and spent a lot of the time in the garden, chatting shit to randoms. Left well after daylight and went to Spitalfields market with the intention of buying bikes but somehow ended up with finger puppets and a massively appropriate T-shirt saying 'My other ride is your sister'.
Sunday 27 /4/07 - As much as it pained me after such a WICKED night, I had to leave Adinah and get back to the Sofitel for the main event! 120 of the most badass supercars imaginable lined up on Pall Mall. Check out http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2611&l=c21c6&id=508520702 for a few pics.
After hanging around for hours, feeling rough as hell and soooo glad of the freebie shades from the day before, things finally kicked off. At 4pm, with the streets lined with thousands of people, all 120 cars, including Bentleys, Lamborghinis, Rollers, Ferraris, Porsches, even three Bugatti Veyrons (the world's fastest production car!), fired up their engines. The noise and the buzz was phenomenal!!!! I was in the passenger seat of a 2006 Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorina F1 (604bhp, same V12 engine as the Enzo, just over 200mph top speed, £180k, BEAST!). Check it out:
The guy just getting out of it in the pic is it's owner and driver, Chris, a really sound guy who owns the company that owns the Extreme Channel and a bunch of other stuff.
One by one the cars pulled up to the start line where each one was announced before starting off. As we drove off it became apparent that the thousands of people lining the streets were actually tens of thousands. There were so many people crowding to get in they barely left space wide enough for the cars. It was amazing! Everyone had cameras and was shouting at us to "REV IT!!!!". Even Chris, who's super-minted and must have seen some mad stuff in his time, was blown away by it.
When we got through the main throng , which went most of the way down Piccadilly, and the road opened up a bit, I got the first taste of the acceleration of this car. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! Ah, I'm buzzing just remembering it and I was screaming at the time! So, so phat.
The route went right through town which meant the traffic sucked but it was so cool to see the crowds. Jaws were dropping everywhere as these cars went through. People in cars we passed were leaning out the windows with their camera phones, non-Gumball cars were chasing us, it was mental. We had a bunch of rudeboys in the phattest Bentley I'd ever seen following us around, music blaring. They were loving it.
As we got out of town and on to the motorway, I've never seen so many traffic cops! They were everywhere. Unfortunately, this meant we couldn't fully see what the car could do but we hit 120 at one point and damn did we get up to that speed fast!! The crowds were still out all the way to Folkestone and the Channel Tunnel. On every bridge there were people watching and waving, some of them even with home made Gumball banners!
We saw some guys in a convertible BMW who'd been chasing the race get pulled over and one of the Gumball Porsche 911's have a proper blowout of their rear left tyre. Fortunately they made it over to the hard shoulder ok.
When we got to the chunnel I had to hand over the co-pilot's seat to Chris' mate Mark, who was to join him for the rest of the journey. Oh my god I was buzzing. And I can't believe how much fun those boys are gonna have throughout the rest of that rally. As we pulled up to the Eurostar ticket machines, Maximillion Cooper, the organiser of the whole event, pulled up next to us in his Jaguar XJ220. Of course I had to tell him how wicked the whole thing was and commend him on his good work!
At that point I jumped into one of Chris' other cars, an £80k Porsche Cayenne, and was driven by top dude Charlie back to Brixton and home. Of course from there it was straight to the pub to recount the whole adventure and listen to my mates explain how, to stop my head swelling too much, they'd put my phone number on several filthy adverts in the 'lonely hearts' section of a popular listings website. Which explained some of the very unusual calls and texts I'd been ignoring that day...
What a day!
And there's still more! For the next part of the prize Extreme are gonna fly me out to Berlin for the checkpoint party when the Gumball passes through there on Friday! Life is so sweet.
Sunday 22/4/07 - our whole company went to the BAFTAs and WON ONE!! For "Best Sound in a Fiction/Entertainment program" for a program we did for the BBC called "Tsunami: The Aftermath". It was at The Dorchester on Park Lane, we were all penguin suited up, and it was really bling do and a wicked evening. Bit pissed off at falling asleep on the night bus home and waking up in Croydon mind you!
Monday 23/4/07 - there's a West End stage show on called 'Spamalot', based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The people running the play organised the "World Record Coconut Orchestra". 4300 of us played along to "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" in Trafalgar Square. Quite surreal and special. I'm now proud to say I'm a Guinness World Record Holder!
Tuesday 24/4/07 - Boring!
Wednesday 23/4/07 - Jen came round. Brought me a mankini. Damn I look so hot in that! And she signed the forms for my Canadian Passport Application.
Thursday 24/4/07 - Got a call from Mei-Ling Ryder, the Marketing Manager of the Extreme Sports Channel telling me I'd won a competition from their website for which the prize was a ride IN A FERRARI FOR THE UK STAGE OF THE GUMBALL 3000 RALLY ON SUNDAY!!!! YEEEE-HAAAAA!!! If you haven't heard of this, it's a 3000 mile rally round Europe, mostly entered by millionaire Playboys in supercars 'cos it costs about £40k to enter.
Randomly went and saw 'The Twang' and 'James' (remember them?!) that evening at Brixton Academy 'cos Alice had a spare ticket. Was surprised how good James were and how many of their songs I remember. OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO PRETTY- EEE-EEEEEE-EEEE! Catherine came round after.
Friday 25/4/07 - Few beers after work with the old Soho Studios crew, was supposed to be going out for Becky French's birthday but lightweighted it and was in bed by 1.
Saturday 26/4/07 - Went down to the Sofitel - my second five star hotel in a week! - to register for the Gumball. Met some of the people from the Extreme channel, drivers, and press and got given a load of freebies like clothes, trainers, sunglasses and other random tat. Saw some of the cars parked up outside. Very exciting!
Met up with Kate and went to the Natural History Museum to see the Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition which was, as always, wicked.
Popped round Tim, Dave and Sleepy's very briefly for a bit of bbq action.
Met Adinah - damn she's looking hot - and went to the Gumball launch party! Started off with the Extreme Channel lot in the Sports Cafe in Piccadilly, blagged some free champers and marveled at the tackiness of that bar. Then went on to The Trocadero where the main party was. It was really weird. It was in this massive space and full of blingers. Weird atmosphere and Fun Lovin' Criminals, who were supposed to play, never turned up. We caught the end of Hexstatic who everyone was ignoring and had to make do with Towers of London who I actually thought were pretty cool. Yeah they're try-hard punk cnuts but I like that!
The whole thing was so much fun though 'cos Adinah and I went on a rampage just bullshitting millionaires!! We were so full of shit, it was hilarious, and they were believing us!
At about 2am we blew that joint and got a rickshaw to Egg club. Adinah had a go at driving it, don't think there's much of a career in it for her though. Egg was messy. We got mashed and spent a lot of the time in the garden, chatting shit to randoms. Left well after daylight and went to Spitalfields market with the intention of buying bikes but somehow ended up with finger puppets and a massively appropriate T-shirt saying 'My other ride is your sister'.
Sunday 27 /4/07 - As much as it pained me after such a WICKED night, I had to leave Adinah and get back to the Sofitel for the main event! 120 of the most badass supercars imaginable lined up on Pall Mall. Check out http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2611&l=c21c6&id=508520702 for a few pics.
After hanging around for hours, feeling rough as hell and soooo glad of the freebie shades from the day before, things finally kicked off. At 4pm, with the streets lined with thousands of people, all 120 cars, including Bentleys, Lamborghinis, Rollers, Ferraris, Porsches, even three Bugatti Veyrons (the world's fastest production car!), fired up their engines. The noise and the buzz was phenomenal!!!! I was in the passenger seat of a 2006 Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorina F1 (604bhp, same V12 engine as the Enzo, just over 200mph top speed, £180k, BEAST!). Check it out:
The guy just getting out of it in the pic is it's owner and driver, Chris, a really sound guy who owns the company that owns the Extreme Channel and a bunch of other stuff.
One by one the cars pulled up to the start line where each one was announced before starting off. As we drove off it became apparent that the thousands of people lining the streets were actually tens of thousands. There were so many people crowding to get in they barely left space wide enough for the cars. It was amazing! Everyone had cameras and was shouting at us to "REV IT!!!!". Even Chris, who's super-minted and must have seen some mad stuff in his time, was blown away by it.
When we got through the main throng , which went most of the way down Piccadilly, and the road opened up a bit, I got the first taste of the acceleration of this car. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! Ah, I'm buzzing just remembering it and I was screaming at the time! So, so phat.
The route went right through town which meant the traffic sucked but it was so cool to see the crowds. Jaws were dropping everywhere as these cars went through. People in cars we passed were leaning out the windows with their camera phones, non-Gumball cars were chasing us, it was mental. We had a bunch of rudeboys in the phattest Bentley I'd ever seen following us around, music blaring. They were loving it.
As we got out of town and on to the motorway, I've never seen so many traffic cops! They were everywhere. Unfortunately, this meant we couldn't fully see what the car could do but we hit 120 at one point and damn did we get up to that speed fast!! The crowds were still out all the way to Folkestone and the Channel Tunnel. On every bridge there were people watching and waving, some of them even with home made Gumball banners!
We saw some guys in a convertible BMW who'd been chasing the race get pulled over and one of the Gumball Porsche 911's have a proper blowout of their rear left tyre. Fortunately they made it over to the hard shoulder ok.
When we got to the chunnel I had to hand over the co-pilot's seat to Chris' mate Mark, who was to join him for the rest of the journey. Oh my god I was buzzing. And I can't believe how much fun those boys are gonna have throughout the rest of that rally. As we pulled up to the Eurostar ticket machines, Maximillion Cooper, the organiser of the whole event, pulled up next to us in his Jaguar XJ220. Of course I had to tell him how wicked the whole thing was and commend him on his good work!
At that point I jumped into one of Chris' other cars, an £80k Porsche Cayenne, and was driven by top dude Charlie back to Brixton and home. Of course from there it was straight to the pub to recount the whole adventure and listen to my mates explain how, to stop my head swelling too much, they'd put my phone number on several filthy adverts in the 'lonely hearts' section of a popular listings website. Which explained some of the very unusual calls and texts I'd been ignoring that day...
What a day!
And there's still more! For the next part of the prize Extreme are gonna fly me out to Berlin for the checkpoint party when the Gumball passes through there on Friday! Life is so sweet.